Old Blond Joke
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Jan. 12th, 2006 | 11:46 am
It may be old, but this is still the best blond joke ever.
It's been passed between blogs and forums since at least May 2003. It's even been translated into German, Hebrew, Spanish, and Danish.
Someone else was cool enough to visualize it's heritage, but his data seems very incomplete. I spent entirely too much time going through both Technorati and Google to collect my data.
The format is simple: each link points to the one on the next line. Blank lines separate heritages. I stop when 1) the path connects to the known graph or 2) I get an error (cleverly denoted by "Error"). Now I just need to graph this. Graphics are not my speciality. I know at least one technique for this and I know there's existing software that will do it; I don't know what that software is :p [edit: Graphviz seems to do what I need]
I'd also like to use the Internet Archive to resolve some of the errors.
The data is current at the time I hit post. I will not update it to reflect new growth, including writing a script to track it's growth. I have other things to do :p
[edit: Graph!

full size
I used numerical IDs to help keep it small. See the key if you want too know what a node is.
Top URLs by inbound links:
21 : http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/we blog/posts/blond_joke/
15 : Error
13 : http://www.w-a-s-a-b-i.com/archives/200 5/12/22/best-blond-joke-ever/
13 : http://blog.outer-court.com/archive/200 6-01-02.html#n25
Lastly, for posterity, here's the perl script]
It's been passed between blogs and forums since at least May 2003. It's even been translated into German, Hebrew, Spanish, and Danish.
Someone else was cool enough to visualize it's heritage, but his data seems very incomplete. I spent entirely too much time going through both Technorati and Google to collect my data.
The format is simple: each link points to the one on the next line. Blank lines separate heritages. I stop when 1) the path connects to the known graph or 2) I get an error (cleverly denoted by "Error"). Now I just need to graph this. Graphics are not my speciality. I know at least one technique for this and I know there's existing software that will do it; I don't know what that software is :p [edit: Graphviz seems to do what I need]
I'd also like to use the Internet Archive to resolve some of the errors.
The data is current at the time I hit post. I will not update it to reflect new growth, including writing a script to track it's growth. I have other things to do :p
[edit: Graph!

full size
I used numerical IDs to help keep it small. See the key if you want too know what a node is.
Top URLs by inbound links:
21 : http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/we
15 : Error
13 : http://www.w-a-s-a-b-i.com/archives/200
13 : http://blog.outer-court.com/archive/200
Lastly, for posterity, here's the perl script]
Pretty good
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 12th, 2006 05:59 pm (UTC)
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really neat.
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lizard_almighty
date: Jan. 12th, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
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mrlachatte
date: Jan. 12th, 2006 09:35 pm (UTC)
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gracewanderer
date: Jan. 13th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
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heh
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 13th, 2006 08:25 am (UTC)
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Ozh
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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 13th, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
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Ali (http://alithinks.typepad.com/)
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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 13th, 2006 04:49 pm (UTC)
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- Node 35
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Heh
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 17th, 2006 03:05 am (UTC)
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Awesome!
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dcash
date: Jan. 17th, 2006 06:05 pm (UTC)
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kimpire
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 11:09 am (UTC)
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But I notice that neither I nor the person I got the link from is listed. So this thing is far, far more widespread than even what you have :)
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kimpire
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 11:17 am (UTC)
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FUCK YOU MOTEHERFUCKERS
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 01:44 pm (UTC)
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I DONT LIK IT TO KLICK THROUGH HUNDRED WEBS TO FIND IT AN GET BACK TO THE FIRST POST::: OR NEVER ARRIVE:::
:::THIS IS MICROSOFT HUMOR::: ASSFUCK HUMOR
if you delete this post you are totally gay and look at your picture you can talk shit lik ya wanna but stop scaming the web with endless links..
regards
-Bill Gates
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Re: FUCK YOU MOTEHERFUCKERS
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nikolasco
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 03:45 pm (UTC)
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1. Start a link meme
2. ????
3. Profit!
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nikolasco
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 10:26 pm (UTC)
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Wow
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oorgo
date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:48 am (UTC)
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Good job!
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blond joke
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 22nd, 2006 06:11 pm (UTC)
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Re: blond joke
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 23rd, 2006 11:10 am (UTC)
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Yeah, it isn't a blond joke. It's making fun of ... people like you :)
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hehe
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 23rd, 2006 02:14 pm (UTC)
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(i'm node nr. 91)
habi
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boring
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 24th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
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i clicked all the links until i looped back to a couple of sites.
i am thoroughly disappointed. :(
having said that, i couldn't resist spreading the disappointment from my own site. (http://www.postpixel.com.au/2006/01/25/best-blonde-joke-ever/)
you people are all evil.
i figure i'm just wicked, since i've got too much free time.
signed by yours truly,
<a href="http://www.postpixel.com.au>Mugget</a> overwhelmed by disappointment in the deepest depths of despair and frustration.
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Re: boring
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 24th, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
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lets try that again...
signed by yours truly,
Mugget (http://www.postpixel.com.au)
overwhelmed by disappointment in the deepest depths of despair and frustration.
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Nice work!
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jackwilliambell
date: Jan. 29th, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
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Romanian Translation
from: anonymous
date: Mar. 4th, 2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
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what
from: anonymous
date: Jan. 24th, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
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i dont get it
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Re: what
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nikolasco
date: Jan. 24th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
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Blonde Joke
from: anonymous
date: Dec. 1st, 2008 01:24 pm (UTC)
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GoldieLocks
http://blondeblonde.thumblogger.com/
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