Old Blond Joke

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Jan. 12th, 2006 | 11:46 am

It may be old, but this is still the best blond joke ever.

It's been passed between blogs and forums since at least May 2003. It's even been translated into German, Hebrew, Spanish, and Danish.

Someone else was cool enough to visualize it's heritage, but his data seems very incomplete. I spent entirely too much time going through both Technorati and Google to collect my data.

The format is simple: each link points to the one on the next line. Blank lines separate heritages. I stop when 1) the path connects to the known graph or 2) I get an error (cleverly denoted by "Error"). Now I just need to graph this. Graphics are not my speciality. I know at least one technique for this and I know there's existing software that will do it; I don't know what that software is :p [edit: Graphviz seems to do what I need]

I'd also like to use the Internet Archive to resolve some of the errors.

The data is current at the time I hit post. I will not update it to reflect new growth, including writing a script to track it's growth. I have other things to do :p

[edit: Graph!

full size

I used numerical IDs to help keep it small. See the key if you want too know what a node is.

Top URLs by inbound links:
21 : http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/blond_joke/
15 : Error
13 : http://www.w-a-s-a-b-i.com/archives/2005/12/22/best-blond-joke-ever/
13 : http://blog.outer-court.com/archive/2006-01-02.html#n25

Lastly, for posterity, here's the perl script]
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Comments {25}

Pretty good

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 12th, 2006 05:59 pm (UTC)
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wowzers. using technology to do that. much better than my "trying to figure it out by who linked to where and when by backtracking."

really neat.

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lizard_almighty

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from: [info]lizard_almighty
date: Jan. 12th, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
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I got it after the second link. Terrible joke. I love it.

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Josh Matthews

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from: [info]mrlachatte
date: Jan. 12th, 2006 09:35 pm (UTC)
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The joke is the best thing that happened to me today.

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Ancient of Days

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from: [info]gracewanderer
date: Jan. 13th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
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That *is* a good one =)

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heh

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 13th, 2006 08:25 am (UTC)
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That's pretty cool :)

Ozh

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 13th, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
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Wow. Thanks for the link to your info. You have a lot more patience than I do. :)

Ali (http://alithinks.typepad.com/)

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 13th, 2006 04:49 pm (UTC)
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Whoa! Some excellent research on your part. I think it is time to start a new one ;)

- Node 35

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Heh

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 17th, 2006 03:05 am (UTC)
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I followed it for untilo it did a loop on me, then the puzzle peices fell together harharhar

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dcash

Awesome!

from: [info]dcash
date: Jan. 17th, 2006 06:05 pm (UTC)
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That looks awesome! I was going to use google's blogsearch, but they don't have an api for it yet. :-( There were definitely some gaps in mine, though, as technorati only picks up so many blogs. Nice work!

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from: [info]kimpire
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 11:09 am (UTC)
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That's pretty impressive :)

But I notice that neither I nor the person I got the link from is listed. So this thing is far, far more widespread than even what you have :)

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from: [info]kimpire
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 11:17 am (UTC)
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That is to say, I linked to it way back on the 5th, so... *shrug*

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FUCK YOU MOTEHERFUCKERS

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 01:44 pm (UTC)
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YOU STUID WHORE WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THE FUCKIN JOKE???

I DONT LIK IT TO KLICK THROUGH HUNDRED WEBS TO FIND IT AN GET BACK TO THE FIRST POST::: OR NEVER ARRIVE:::

:::THIS IS MICROSOFT HUMOR::: ASSFUCK HUMOR

if you delete this post you are totally gay and look at your picture you can talk shit lik ya wanna but stop scaming the web with endless links..

regards

-Bill Gates

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Atrus

Re: FUCK YOU MOTEHERFUCKERS

from: [info]nikolasco
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 03:45 pm (UTC)
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Well that was interesting ...

1. Start a link meme
2. ????
3. Profit!

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Atrus

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from: [info]nikolasco
date: Jan. 19th, 2006 10:26 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, it needs a lot of work ... if I wrote a script, I'd use the technorati, regular google, and PubSub. The big pain is determining whether or not a page is actually part of the meme. Tracking URLs is pretty easy, but there's a canonicalization issue.

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Oorgo

Wow

from: [info]oorgo
date: Jan. 20th, 2006 06:48 am (UTC)
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I am impressed. I thought initially it was big but that's huge, and apparently I'm #181... nice! Infinity squashed between two beginnings.

Good job!

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blond joke

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 22nd, 2006 06:11 pm (UTC)
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First of all you dont have to be blond to keep following the links. There are so many things wrong with links and computers nowadays that it just seems like another one of the screwed up ones. This is a dumbass joke created by some computer geek with too much time on there hands. Who wants to try to make fun/pick on somebody else because they were picked on and they'll do what they think is clever but its not. Blond jokes are supposed to be funny and aimed at blonds. This one is just lame. Like I said you dont need to be blond to keep following this one so it cant be considered a "Blond Joke".

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Re: blond joke

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 23rd, 2006 11:10 am (UTC)
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Do we really need to explain? It makes fun of people who tell blond jokes, because usually the blondes are depicted as dumb in those. Obviously, anybody who keeps clicking the links is a fool, you won't find anything at all at the end.

Yeah, it isn't a blond joke. It's making fun of ... people like you :)

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hehe

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 23rd, 2006 02:14 pm (UTC)
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well this is even funnier than the joke.

(i'm node nr. 91)

habi

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boring

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 24th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry, but i didn't find this amusing at all. just plain dumb. and i really was hoping for a good blonde joke, because i know a few, but they were on my hard drive which just failed last week and i lost all my data, including countless good jokes. i was hoping this would be the start of rebuilding my joke collection.

i clicked all the links until i looped back to a couple of sites.

i am thoroughly disappointed. :(

having said that, i couldn't resist spreading the disappointment from my own site. (http://www.postpixel.com.au/2006/01/25/best-blonde-joke-ever/)

you people are all evil.
i figure i'm just wicked, since i've got too much free time.

signed by yours truly,
<a href="http://www.postpixel.com.au>Mugget</a> overwhelmed by disappointment in the deepest depths of despair and frustration.

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Re: boring

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 24th, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
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now i really am in a state of severe frustration. my sign-off was cut short!!!

lets try that again...

signed by yours truly,
Mugget (http://www.postpixel.com.au)
overwhelmed by disappointment in the deepest depths of despair and frustration.

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jackwilliambell

Nice work!

from: [info]jackwilliambell
date: Jan. 29th, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
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My comments here.

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Romanian Translation

from: anonymous
date: Mar. 4th, 2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
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I just wanted to let you know there is also a Romanian Translation. You can start at: http://pigbrother.xhost.ro/blog/index.php/2006/01/best-blonde-joke/ or http://blog.strainu.ro/?p=23

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what

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 24th, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
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whats the joke??
i dont get it

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Atrus

Re: what

from: [info]nikolasco
date: Jan. 24th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
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The joke is in the journey ...

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Blonde Joke

from: anonymous
date: Dec. 1st, 2008 01:24 pm (UTC)
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Being a blonde myself...have to admit I loved it...

GoldieLocks

http://blondeblonde.thumblogger.com/

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